I secretly have intrusive thoughts about roundhouse kicking everybody that walks slowly in front of me. The old the young, there is no mercy.
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@fesshole You may be a ninja. The purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people.
@fesshole In our newsroom, slow walkers in front of the camera are called 'the cold open.'
@fesshole How about the pairs of people who walk slow but somehow also manage to engulf the entire breadth of the sidewalk and half the street?
@fesshole Well, you walk fast behind them. 🤷🏻♂️
@fesshole same but for people who block the way with their shopping cart, still holding onto it, while browsing the produce. The old, the young.