Post by @fesshole@mastodon.social

I secretly have intrusive thoughts about roundhouse kicking everybody that walks slowly in front of me. The old the young, there is no mercy.

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@fesshole You may be a ninja. The purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people.

@fesshole In our newsroom, slow walkers in front of the camera are called 'the cold open.'

@fesshole How about the pairs of people who walk slow but somehow also manage to engulf the entire breadth of the sidewalk and half the street?

@fesshole This is normal.

@fesshole Well, you walk fast behind them. 🤷🏻‍♂️