WIFE WAS BUSY GETTING THE TWINS READY FOR SCHOOL AND LEFT ME IN THE KITCHEN TO MY OWN DEVICES.
GUESS WHO DRANK ALL THE COFFEE!
THIS GUY!
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"BUT ALGERNON, WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?"
I AM NOT! I JUST TALK IN CAPITAL LETTERS, FOR I FEEL LIKE DEATH. BUT IT'S FINE, IT'S NOT A BAD FEELING, DEATH IS A GREAT CHARACTER IN THE DISCWORLD UNIVERSE.
YESTERDAY I WAS "PAST TENSE OF A DECENT PERSON", AND WAS WONDERING WHAT TOMORROW WILL BRING1. WELL, MORNING KITCHEN CRIMES!
AND OTHER CRIMES TOO, MAYBE!
BUT I WILL BE TOOTING ABOUT NON-CRIMES. BUT KNOW THIS: IF YOU'RE A CRAWLER OPERATOR, AND YOU START TO HAVE A BAD WEEK, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT.
OF COURSE I FAILED TO NOTE DOWN THE CURRENT DISPLAY NAME! EDITING IT IN! TODAY I AM A "SLIGHTLY" OVERCAFFEINATED, BUT OTHERWISE DECENT PERSON.
I WASN'T. I KNEW. ↩︎