The trouble with watching media is it's mostly designed to pad out 30 minutes with 8 minutes of ads, so everything's paced like shit.

I want The Scary Door versions of everything, but at like 2x playback speed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5oGJTUpbpA

But then I have another 23 hours of the day to fill. So now I need more media, or more padding. Or more naps.