There's no good reason to use an AI image generator, and so I will not be sharing the image I'm about to describe.

That being said: the former director of our food pantry who is 80 and an absolute curmudgeon has done an AI rendition of himself as riffraff (or at least the character is labeled riffraff and has long stringy hair. The rest of the outfit is frankenfurter's lingerie) and his dog (!) as Magenta, and I nearly choked when I saw it.

Allen is a regular at our cafe, and just generally a grump. This is the funniest thing he's ever done. I am trying to adjust to a world where it's possible for an 80 year old man to casually post an image of himself in rhps, and, and I cannot.