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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party 4 hr. ago

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Pringles Santa's Secret Flavour - big candy cane question mark. Moustachio'd cartoon man with raised eyebrows. Surely everyone who reads this just thinks.... It's cum isn't it.

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@monkeyninja@10base2.dev 56 min. ago

@TheBreadmonkey

The secret ingredient is crime.

Medea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️

@MedeaVanamonde@beige.party 1 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey penguin smegma

Benny for the Púca 🪈🎃

@feijoa@mastodon.org.uk 2 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey Ho ho ho...

Big VimtooOOOooo 👻

@bigvimto@mendeddrum.org 2 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey I wanted him coming down my chimney and emptying his bulging sack all over my living room to be as innocent as it used to be when I was a kid. Why do they have to make everything sexy now.

Haha, Octo go BRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

@mast0d0nphan@beige.party 3 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse "It's a surprise tool that will help us later" meme

Kim Possible :kimoji_fire:

@kimlockhartga@beige.party 3 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey um. wow.

@neverbeaten@mas.to 3 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey
Santa's candy cane has been down every chimney.

@Iwillyeah@mastodon.ie 3 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey candy-cane me, Daddy Christmas.

@maker_tom@famichiki.jp 3 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey
Is this a threat?

for a day, while . . . 🗽

@cgsines@mastodon.world 4 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey

sorry, santa, but I'm gonna give away your secret . . .

Wendo, punkin spicy 🇺🇦

@wendinoakland@beige.party 4 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey eeeew, peppermint crisps? 🤢

Pippa🏒💙🤍❤️

@pippa@famichiki.jp 4 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey oh god did santa wank in the tube

Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦

@zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net 1 hr. ago

@pippa @TheBreadmonkey

A portrait painting of Santa looking coyly at the viewer. His cheeks are very rosy and he's smiling like he knows a secret. His finger is touching the side of his nose which is a common pose you see in adverts for some reason.

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party 52 min. ago

@zalasur @pippa

Because of all of the cocaine

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party 4 hr. ago

Why is Christmas so sexual?

Coca cola holiday creamy. I don't know either.

Medea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️

@MedeaVanamonde@beige.party 1 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey fuuuuuuuuuuck

@spanghero@ioc.exchange 2 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey Men with warm chestnuts, possibly.

@Flawgren@mastodon.nu 3 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey Santa knows who's naughty, he keeps a list

Benny for the Púca 🪈🎃

@feijoa@mastodon.org.uk 2 hr. ago

@Flawgren @TheBreadmonkey

Four panel comic.

A dominatrix, holding a whip: Are you a naughty boy?
Naked bald man sitting up in bed: Yes.
Dominatrix pulls her face off, revealing Santa Claus in hat.
Sexy Santa with whip: I fucking thought so. — Four panel comic. A dominatrix, holding a whip: Are you a naughty boy? Naked bald man sitting up in bed: Yes. Dominatrix pulls her face off, revealing Santa Claus in hat. Sexy Santa with whip: I fucking thought so.

Matt Vestengen-Cox

@matt@oslo.town 3 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey

“Sexy” mr and mrs claus Christmas outfits

@Akki@toot.lgbt 3 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey Did you see the snowman's cream pies?

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party 1 hr. ago

I did not!

Yakyu Night Owl

@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world 4 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey Mary didn't get pregnant all by herself. Chestnuts. Open fires. Things of that nature.

Kierkethumbs up convincingly

@Kierkegaanks@beige.party 4 hr. ago