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@TheBreadmonkey candy-cane me, Daddy Christmas.
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Is this a threat?
sorry, santa, but I'm gonna give away your secret . . .
@TheBreadmonkey eeeew, peppermint crisps? 🤢
@TheBreadmonkey oh god did santa wank in the tube
Why is Christmas so sexual?
@TheBreadmonkey Santa knows who's naughty, he keeps a list
@TheBreadmonkey Mary didn't get pregnant all by herself. Chestnuts. Open fires. Things of that nature.
@TheBreadmonkey cinnamon flavored ejaculate
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Santa's candy cane has been down every chimney.