We're doing some online shopping, and while looking for our usual toilet paper, this came up. Smart toilet paper.
Wife and I looked at each other, and spent the next five minutes discussing why the flying fuck would you want your toilet paper to be internet connected, and what would it even do to make them smart.
We have... dirty minds.
@algernon@come-from.mad-scientist.club I'd assume the smart part was the no inner tub thing? Except it's a very shaky assumption