We've all been there
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Huh. I'd only set a fire if my order included mayonnaise.
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@TheBreadmonkey a culture of feral children
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The Netherlands will grant them amnesty.
@TheBreadmonkey entirely justified response.
@TheBreadmonkey And my daughter mocked me when I said being out was a mayonnaise emergency.
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that's the ultimate Karen right there
@TheBreadmonkey This is so unfair. I spend my whole life trying to get sandwiches *without* mayo. However, this feels like an extreme way to get a toastie.
@TheBreadmonkey I want to know just how many people clicked the play button expecting to find a video.
I didn't do that.
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OK, I did.
@TheBreadmonkey hashtag-relatable

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It's funny. There was a time not long ago where I would have thought this arsonist was a fucking loony... these days though...