Post by @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Sarcophagus Pin.

*Warning: Any sarcophagus you open might not feature an attractive barely clothed woman and may instead contain a rotting bundle of decomposing flesh.
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A gold and enamel pin shaped like an ancient Egyptian sarcophagus, featuring a striped headdress, crossed arms holding symbols, and hieroglyphic details.

An open coffin-shaped enamel pin with gold plating. The textured gold lid is hinged on the left, and the right side features a figure with bright red hair wrapped in white mummy bandages against a black star-filled background.

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Sarcophagus Pin

1.5 inchesHard enamel with gold plating. Two-piece hinged deluxe.Deluxe clasp backingShipped with love from our warehouse in LA.

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Clayfoot

@clayfoot@mastodon.social 46 min. ago

@lowqualityfacts Wow way to throw necrophiliacs under the bus. Who says a loving relationship has to be with the living?

Perrin42

@Perrin42@mastodon.social 3 hr. ago

@lowqualityfacts

"...Mummy?"
"Sorry dear, I was waiting for Daddy."

Low Quality Facts

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social 3 hr. ago

Best of luck to the archeologist who opened up this sarcophagus and has to explain his findings to his wife.

Das

@SRDas@mastodon.online 3 hr. ago

@lowqualityfacts wait that's his Mum right?