That would certainly be a choice. https://www.comicsands.com/cheung-nicki-minaj-press-secretary?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram
@georgetakei Shouldn't it be a US citizen?
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At least she could speak sentences in front of the press. Still have zero insight into White House ... ummm ... policies? But that's still no worse than the last few.
@georgetakei - why doesnβt Cheung do it? Heβs the one responsible. And a long blond wig could only help his looks.
@georgetakei She would be one of the better qualified for the job though considering she's already spent a lot of time defending a child rapist.
@georgetakei Ahhh, sure, I guess. A BAD choice, but it is a choice. Of course, it would be in keeping with the Mango Menace's standards. The standard of sex appeal and no brains. tRump does have a type. Of course, if NM wan'ts the job, she's gonna have to go blond.
@georgetakei pleeeeaaaaseeeee make it so! π₯Ή
@georgetakei After all, he hires non-citizens at mar a lago, why not in the white house?
@georgetakei I hope they follow through; it would be another catastrophically self-defeating gambit that brings the MAGA movement a step closer to disarray. π€‘π₯
If everything else fails, she might twerk.
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She has the butt Trump is looking for.