They are not pets.
They are not toys.
They are heavily armed genetically engineered angry murderous megalomaniacs.
Consider the consequences of gifting a Dalek this Christmas.
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TO: EARTH
WE ARE DALEK, DALEK, DALEK & DALEK
FROM A GALAXY SO FAR AWAY
THAT BY THE TIME YOU LEARN TO PRONOUNCE ITS NAME,
IT WILL ALREADY BE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY
WE WANT TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH YOU
PREPARE YOUR LANDING SITE
DALEK, DALEK, DALEK AND DALEK OUT
help. I've been receiving this message on my radio during the last 12 days on repeat
What do I do?
@dgar shelters get a high rate of returned darleks in the new year
these darleks are often in horrible condition and take lots of time and money to be up for adoption again
@dgar whos a cute little dalek? yes you are! Now go play with your uncle Elon.
@dgar They are now subject to the Dangerous Daleks Act, which states that all Daleks must be neutered and muzzled.
I have done, and I have made my responsible adult choice of exactly who will be getting one....
@dgar I would also like to point out the massive problem of gifting Gremlins this season. Sure, they're cute at first...
[YouTube link] https://youtu.be/306dxX2ai14?is=rRZbntFaPGZaiF03
Dalek i - Dalek I Love You
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@dgar
And yet, I feel that every spoiled brat should have their very own Dalek.
@alexadeswift
It’s actually a great gift for the billionaire that has everything!
@dgar
From the Go Go's - no not them but Orginal 60's Go Go's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuBJ5H9m3Sc
I'm Gonna Spend My Christmas With A Dalek - The Go Go's
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