They are not pets.
They are not toys.
They are heavily armed genetically engineered angry murderous megalomaniacs.
Consider the consequences of gifting a Dalek this Christmas.
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@dgar shelters get a high rate of returned darleks in the new year
these darleks are often in horrible condition and take lots of time and money to be up for adoption again
@dgar whos a cute little dalek? yes you are! Now go play with your uncle Elon.
@dgar They are now subject to the Dangerous Daleks Act, which states that all Daleks must be neutered and muzzled.
I have done, and I have made my responsible adult choice of exactly who will be getting one....
@dgar I would also like to point out the massive problem of gifting Gremlins this season. Sure, they're cute at first...
[YouTube link] https://youtu.be/306dxX2ai14?is=rRZbntFaPGZaiF03
Dalek i - Dalek I Love You
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@dgar
And yet, I feel that every spoiled brat should have their very own Dalek.
@alexadeswift
It’s actually a great gift for the billionaire that has everything!
@dgar
From the Go Go's - no not them but Orginal 60's Go Go's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuBJ5H9m3Sc
I'm Gonna Spend My Christmas With A Dalek - The Go Go's
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