@arstechnica well they convinced me. Time to shut down the company, delete all the data, sell off the generic hardware, destroy the specialty hardware, and execute the leadership. After all they're directly admitting to knowingly committing the worst crimes imaginable through sheer hubris.

There's no way they could be lying to make their product sound more capable than it actually is after all

@arstechnica Credit where it's due, someone finally has the transparency to go "we're evil and we're okay with it, and now if you want to buy a part of us, you can be too!"

@arstechnica snakeoil salesman talking

@arstechnica and that's supposed to be a reason to buy shares in it??

@arstechnica This is going to be the mother of all pump-n-dumps.

@arstechnica what in the hoopla.