Listen. I know far less about cars than most but even I have some foundational questions about what I am looking at here.
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@futurebird sick ass body work
sick? do you suppose it is contagious? 😨
@futurebird @jonbro I won't lie: it actually looks fucking cool as hell AND like they grew extra car parts out of mushroom roots kept inside a car-part shaped container and I kinda want *more* of it
assuming it's that and not, uh, I dunno, weirdly vascular asbestos or drywall
@futurebird @jonbro haters: "you can't have car parts made of brie grown on a fiber substrate!"
this fucking sick ass homemade tokyo drifter: "sickos.jpg"
@futurebird @jonbro if I had infinite time and money I would 1000% be figuring out how to make strong, flexible, and (truly) biodegradable disposable parts out of fungi and fruits and such.
(I'm gonna argue the exterior body parts are disposable because I'm pretty sure they are designed to absorb force during impact)
@futurebird @jonbro I can be trusted with infinite time and money to make weird and strange fungal bodies that conform to a range of specifications
I would be very normal with this infinite time, money, and technology. I would not become someone named "Dr. Molds", both for the whole "fungus" and "specific shape" thing and terrorize a thinly veiled new york with weirdo stuff like, I dunno, uh... like, a... fucking... mold... spaceship or something...
@futurebird @jonbro I think it only spreads when two cars kiss.
@futurebird significantly cooler person than any lambo owner