@fesshole Safe silicone dildos can be expensive, but if you're only looking for something basic, you can still find silicone ones for more affordable prices. The fancy ones I get (rarely, because I'm not rich) are over US$120, but I've seen simple ones for between US$40 & US$80. That's only a little more than the price you would find a dildo made of an unsafe material for, but the extra cost is worth it. It lasts much longer before wearing out & it won't make you sick.

Don't ever buy plastic or "jelly" dildos. They're impossible to clean & can leach toxic chemicals as they wear out. Silicone is much safer & can be cleaned with the same stuff you clean yourself with in the shower; a basic body wash (not a 2 in 1) with no fancy scents is best. Silicone can also be submerged in boiling water for five minutes to sterilize it, but make sure it isn't being pushed against the bottom or sides of the pot because it will be damaged if it goes above 100°C.

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flared edge, people. learn it. if it can't go in all the way, it's safe

FLARED

EDGE

jesus fucking christ

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Engulund and Murika are some weird sexually repressed multi-closeted dumps. Of course things are going up asses meant to not go up asses. All the time.

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I was sure this would get a lot of replies.

@fesshole also “i fell on it” vibes :-)

@fesshole also it would then be appropriate to tell people to go fuck themselves

@fesshole Not gonna go into detail, but my partner and I both have proper toys, because this isn't how I want to get mentioned in JAMA, the New England Journal of Medicine, or wherever else protologists publish articles.

I sure as hell don't want to end up in Buzzfeed just because I like a bit of prostate action on occasion.

@fesshole I think, technically, he should be prescribing butt plugs because not all dildos have a wider base.

@fesshole perhaps, cince they're otc, get insurance companies on board and make them hsa/fsa/medicaid eligible?

@fesshole If people follow your advice it is going to crush the cucumber industry. Think of the poor farmers!

@fesshole Shortsighted lady in sex store shopping for a dildo and insisting on a "large one". Keeps rejecting those offered but suddenly sees a red something on the top shelf that "...would be perfect..". Salesperson disappoints her with "Sorry, ma'am, that's the fire extinguisher".

@fesshole I'm pretty sure I once shared a bill with Prescription Dildo at the Mad Hatter in northern Kentucky

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