I am a doctor. I wish that I could prescribe dildos to people. We could in the Victorian era. The amount of people these days getting random household objects stuck in their arses is getting ridiculous. Please, you're an adult, just get a proper and safe dildo, for fuck's sake.
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Engulund and Murika are some weird sexually repressed multi-closeted dumps. Of course things are going up asses meant to not go up asses. All the time.
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I was sure this would get a lot of replies.
@fesshole also “i fell on it” vibes :-)
@fesshole also it would then be appropriate to tell people to go fuck themselves
@fesshole Not gonna go into detail, but my partner and I both have proper toys, because this isn't how I want to get mentioned in JAMA, the New England Journal of Medicine, or wherever else protologists publish articles.
I sure as hell don't want to end up in Buzzfeed just because I like a bit of prostate action on occasion.
@fesshole I think, technically, he should be prescribing butt plugs because not all dildos have a wider base.
@fesshole perhaps, cince they're otc, get insurance companies on board and make them hsa/fsa/medicaid eligible?
@fesshole If people follow your advice it is going to crush the cucumber industry. Think of the poor farmers!
@fesshole Shortsighted lady in sex store shopping for a dildo and insisting on a "large one". Keeps rejecting those offered but suddenly sees a red something on the top shelf that "...would be perfect..". Salesperson disappoints her with "Sorry, ma'am, that's the fire extinguisher".
@fesshole I'm pretty sure I once shared a bill with Prescription Dildo at the Mad Hatter in northern Kentucky
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@fesshole Doctors can prescribe them in the US. Gender-affirming care for women transitioning and going through menopause. Is that not a thing in the UK?
@fesshole Hahahahaha! ‘For fuck’s sake’ – I see what you did there.
@fesshole This is inexcusable in the internet age. In the "old days" you would have had to go to a sex shop, or bought one from the post-away ads in a porn mag, but now? Anonymous shipping to your damn door! Or your back door, I guess...
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flared edge, people. learn it. if it can't go in all the way, it's safe
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jesus fucking christ