I'm not gay, however, I do frequently purchase anal lube from a certain online sex toy shop and squirt it inside my arse in the mornings. Because it makes my afternoon shit later come out so much quicker, cleaner, and smoother.
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@fesshole its only a matter of time before you realise it makes things go IN much quicker and smoother and cleaner.