I'm not gay, however, I do frequently purchase anal lube from a certain online sex toy shop and squirt it inside my arse in the mornings. Because it makes my afternoon shit later come out so much quicker, cleaner, and smoother.
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Just eat more fibre, mate.
@fesshole If you can’t afford £3.25 for a box of Kellogg’s All Bran, there’s always Lidl.