TiL there's a new film where Olivia Coleman fully goes to town on Alexander Skarsgård as a basket-person with a wicker penis however when I create Belinda Carlisle out of fish fingers *I'm* the weirdo
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@TheBreadmonkey Belinda Carplisle
@TheBreadmonkey and now we switch the scene to Belinda, getting an automated Google alert that her name's been mentioned on social media.
@TheBreadmonkey Fully read that as Olivia Coleman pegging Alexander Skarsgård and now the movie can only disappoint
@TheBreadmonkey That is... a headline.
@TheBreadmonkey sculpting the wicker ween... for the bonking scene. WTF Variety 😭