Me: Jason (Vorhees as a kid) must have a strong neck with a head that big

Her: you know who didn't have a strong neck?

Me: who?

Her: Charlie Kirk

Me: damn that's good

Her: and what's the deal with Erica's "baby" she was pregnant with? And now she's got a boyfriend?

Me: oh man I forgot about that

Her: well they're terrible people so