As a straight man, I'm not homophobic (hopefully that's obvious, ) but I have a quite unusual obsession with Michael Sheen the Welsh actor. Not his looks, as a person.

Like, I'm not really down for that, and as far as I know neither is he, but if it inexplicably came up (ooh matron) yeah maybe, probably (our respective wives being ok with it).

Maybe a firm handshake would do the trick.

Anyway, I like Michael Sheen and I'm glad he's not on here, but wish he was (not in a sex way).