I have a favourite teaspoon, it's different to the rest. I don't let it do horrible jobs like making coffee. Only nice jobs like ice-cream. Can't decide on a name for my spoon, help me. I'm a gym going middle-aged man who looks like a bouncer.
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@fesshole I have favourite cutlery and autism. 👍
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"I have a favourite teaspoon
It's different to the rest."
Complete the four-line poem.
@fesshole May I suggest Spoonie Gee? That's a reference to some serious old-school rap, think 80ies rather than 90ies.
"The Dutchess"
@fesshole Spoony MacSpoonface
@fesshole meanwhile... I have a cauterizing butter knife 👀
LB: I support this man and his favourite spoon.
@fesshole Spoony McSpoonface, isn't it obvious?
@fesshole 'spittoon' ... It's a Spoonerism of teaspoon.
@fesshole why not Charlie? (to go with your Camila Parker Bowls.)
@fesshole I don’t know if any responses here make it back to the OP, but the utensil sounds very genteel, and I nominate “Lady Spoonerton”.
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What's so horrible about coffee, mate‽
@fesshole Mr. Spoon (assuming that he’s been to Button Moon)
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I think someone should study this! I have:
* Two teaspoons of one type, for spooning out loose tea and stirring hot drinks. One always dry, the other allowed to be wet.
* One teaspoon of a second type specifically for hot chocolate, kept in a separate DRAWER FFS, with my barista frother.
* One teaspoon of a third type, solely for eating sliced bananas. Yes, really.
* Numerous teaspoons of a fourth type for everything else.