I have a favourite teaspoon, it's different to the rest. I don't let it do horrible jobs like making coffee. Only nice jobs like ice-cream. Can't decide on a name for my spoon, help me. I'm a gym going middle-aged man who looks like a bouncer.
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@fesshole 'spittoon' ... It's a Spoonerism of teaspoon.
@fesshole why not Charlie? (to go with your Camila Parker Bowls.)
@fesshole I don’t know if any responses here make it back to the OP, but the utensil sounds very genteel, and I nominate “Lady Spoonerton”.
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What's so horrible about coffee, mate‽
@fesshole Mr. Spoon (assuming that he’s been to Button Moon)
@fesshole Spoony McSpoonface, isn't it obvious?