@gsuberland

But would it really still be the PHP we have all known and loved so much if this didn't keep happening?

Is a PHP with no new foundational terrifying exploits really PHP at all?

@gsuberland Remote File Inclusion was fucking wild.

"Hi, I'd like to make a request. Also with this unauthed request, just include this content over here that I have hosted on a completely different server and just run it, like its the most natural thing in the world."