You've come to hear from far and near A real SubGenius preacher man Now just come inside, wallets open wide And you'll hear "Bob"'s cunning plan So send one dollar and you'll make him richer And with his pills he will fill your pail Listen to this creature preacher J. R. "Bob" Dobbs he's the Saint of Sales It is plain to see I don't ask for me It's for "Bob" Dobbs that I pass the hat If a Pamphlet you buy your soul will fly high And if you don't you will just fall flat So send one dollar and your burden lightens Know him by his pipe not a cross nor nails Avoid not his meaner demeanor J. R. "Bob" Dobbs he's the Saint of Sales :jrbd: https://SubGenius.com