Literal living gremlin.
Muppet.
Creature of mischief.
How are cats even real?
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@futurebird That's almost haiku meter...
Is Cat a muppet?
Literal living gremlin.
Creature of mischief.
Something about cats.
How are cats even real?
Cat specific thing.
It's just I've come home from work and I'm tired and I'm being criticized for being absent.
@futurebird I'm fairly sure they're actually surreal, not real.
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My cat shreds and eats plastic.
We have tried to thoroughly remove all plastic or make it inaccessible.
The cat has a stash somewhere.
I know he's still eating plastic because his turds hang on plastic bits from his anus.
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