Welp. Bad News and Good News, family.

Bad: It’s cancerous. Full hysterectomy. Probably in the next 2 to 3 weeks.
Good: It’s stage 1. BARELY stage one. I have a projected survival rate of 85% to 99%. Closer to 98/99% after hysterectomy. So I’m winning.

Not scared. Very freaked out though. However, partially excited. I know what’s wrong, we’re going to get it done, and I will fulfill the goal of never having children.

Lesson: It happened quickly. Listen to your body. Get the second opinion.