You ever just get so relaxed you just bite someone?
I mean I don't, but #PicaTheCat does.
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@futurebird My wife sure does. And she’s not a cat.
"Excuse me, I would like some pets so I can relax."
@futurebird Maybe living up to the name "Pica"? Does Pica bite/eat anything else inappropriate?
No... she just likes to gently chew on hands... but only when she's really blazed out and relaxed.
@futurebird Millions of tiny scars on my hands tell me our cats are too relaxed.
@futurebird or so felineally-relaxed so that you scratch a door until everyone's insane
@futurebird Apparently I did, but only once (not counting when I was teething as an infant, which was definitely not relaxed).
About 15 or 16 years ago I bit my own arm in my sleep.
It was definitely me. I lived alone, no pets, and despite orthodonture my lower front teeth have a distinctive crookedness. Didn't break the skin, but it left a mark and hurt enough to wake me.
I am so glad it only happened once!