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WAF. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE WAFFED SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE HERE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION OCCURRENCES OF SPOKEN, THOUGHT AND WRITTEN OCCURRENCES OF ME WAFFING JUST DURING THE PAST MINUTE THAT I REMEMBER OF. IF THE WORD WAF WAS SPOKEN OUT LOUD BY EVERY PERSON IN THE WORLD FOR EACH TIME I'VE EVER WAFFED, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE AMOUNT I WAF RN. WAF. WAF.