I hope John Roberts can't watch the NFL playoff games today because he has explosive diarrhea.
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#IHopeJohnRoberts wakes up to find his enormous, intelligent rat children sprawled out in sugar comas surrounded by empty candy wrappers, his old overcoat, and (for some unknown reason) one raw potato, because after he went to bed they disguised themselves as one tall human child costumed as a rat and went trick-or-treating without him.
(^ @ShiitakeToast )
#IHopeJohnRoberts is finding it even harder to face the new workweek than I am.
#IHopeJohnRoberts suddenly realizes he forgot to vote.
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#IHopeJohnRoberts starts looking into having a custom rat #fursuit made and keeps getting more and more excited and feels really thankful his wife was so corrupt about doing business with parties having business before the Court that he doesn't need to worry about the cost. #furries
https://cmarmitage.substack.com/p/the-chief-justice-and-his-wife-took
#IHopeJohnRoberts skips work today to stay home and huddle with his (strikingly intelligent!) huge rat children to begin collaboratively designing his very expensive, high-end #furries #fursuit, and it brings them all closer together and honestly it's one of the best days the eight of them have had in a long long time. #oxytocin https://lemonbrat.com/pages/commissions
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#IHopeJohnRoberts skips work today and just eats cold stale pizza some workmen left behind, but it doesn't really help his mood.
