Dear The Asshole Who Came Up With The Phrase "leave no stone unturned",
I unturned a stone recently, and there were a bunch of disgusting bugs underneath. That was all there was!
You are a real piece of shit.
Cheers,
Healyn
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@Mrfunkedude this is brutal, but I love that the setup first sentence ends with "Oregon/Washington". Not sure of the exact location
@healyn an air of uncertainty for some reason gives people the impression that a story is real.
@Mrfunkedude too many people don't understand this, Mr Funk E Dude
@healyn That reminds me of a story about this flock of Terns around Oregon/Washington.
Apparently the state was going to destroy some drugs by burning them, but an animal rights group tried to stop them because where the smoke blew was in the Terns migration path.
But I guess a "mix up" happened and the state ended up burning the drugs anyway. Wouldn't you know it? A flock of Terns went right through the smoke. So of course, the animal rights group had to go and check every bird to make sure it was okay.
You know what they found?
No Tern was left unstoned.
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