Just discovered the Table Manners podcast and Jessie Ware 100% wants to bang James Acaster
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they look fun.
https://www.tablemannerspodcast.com/
getting #fridayNightDinner vibes which @Shelfie exposed me to.
you should go on it.
@amiserabilist I don't think I'd be invited.
you should have a podcast.
It would be terrible
If anyone knows Jessie Ware please let them know I am incredibly awkward and also can't lie. I'm not in it for the sex - I just want someone to look at me like that while I ramble. Or just in any situation really. Although once we build a rapport and I learn to trust her, I might be persuaded into the sex. But honestly I think I just want to hang out in her kitchen with her and her mum. Also I very much like her hair. Confusing after what I said earlier. I just think she probably smells terrific. Please don't let the takeaway from this be that I want to break into Jessie Wares house and smell her hair. And/Or her mums. Who 100% smells amazing. I just want to sniff their hair IS THAT SO WRONG. This is a joke (it's 100% not a joke) please don't kill me.
@TheBreadmonkey I think you're possibly too young (and male and pommy) to have ever seen the wonder that was the American 1970s marketing campaign for the shampoo and conditioner range "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific!"
(I swear to the sky fairy I am not making this up, as an avid young Aussie reader of US Teen Vogue at the time, the marketing campaign was astonishing to me.)
ANYWAY, it's what your post about Jessie Ware's hair reminded me of.
Is everything ok at home?
@TheBreadmonkey hello parasocial relationship.
I don't understand what this means sorry!
@TheBreadmonkey I tell you this as a dear friend, this is the most ‘Bruh’ post you’ve ever written
I do not understand what this means. But I appreciate you and think you are terrific. Hooray!
@TheBreadmonkey Jessie Ware’s messy hair.
This has given me impure thoughts
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey Jesse Ware is being touched... there. By Ben.
I'm not going to break into Jessie Wares house
Dude... You've already broken in, haven't you?
I don't even know where she lives
That's probably good.
@TheBreadmonkey Jessie BeWare, more like
@TheBreadmonkey I don't even know who she is
@TheBreadmonkey
In fairness, so do I.