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@fesshole Hope you enjoy the massive sausage.

Double ADHD marriage be like: realizing we both completely forgot about our anniversary weeks ago

@scy

Excellent suggestion. I've put it on my calendar.

iPhone Duo review: fun to play with and cool matte inner display, but small cover display, heavier and bulkier than other phones, average cameras, and gets hot (The Verge)

https://www.theverge.com/tech/1015028/iphone-duo-review
http://www.techmeme.com/261021/p20#a261021p20

Bei der Uni #Tübingen gabs wohl einen "schweren IT-Vorfall".
Bin auf weitere Infos gespannt
@unituebingen
https://uni-tuebingen.de/

"CERT-EU strongly recommends identifying PHP-based applications and preparing to patch as soon as fixed versions become available. Where immediate remediation is not feasible, organisations should consider isolating internet-facing applications from public networks until a fix can be applied."

Traducido: Que en las próximas horas va a ser una fiesta Internet muy gande xD

ゴキブリ絶対殺すマンだからやたら知識はある​​

🔹 PHP is a language used to make ~70% of websites. A backdoor has been found allowing an attacker access to any PHP server.

This is so severe that current advice is to take down PHP sites until the fix is released.

When it is released, it only fixes current supported PHP versions. Around half of PHP-based sites still use older versions than this, and they will remain vulnerable until they’re upgraded. (Which may be hard for particularly old software)

@cwebber @baconandcoconut this is true though it's not as dire as people make it out to be imo. Cucurbitacin tastes bitter, so you can pretty safely taste test the squash first. You have to actually ingest the toxin for it to cause problems https://www.poison.org/articles/toxic-squash-syndrome-if-it-s-bitter-it-s-not-dinner

@Dex okay no the location stuff is super awkward. My kingdom for an actual scripting language. Ugh.

Know some stressed infosec/devops people right now? here’s why:

🔹 SSL certificates 🔐 keep the web secure, and keys to 8 of them have been compromised, meaning attackers can impersonate websites & services. Keys are passwords hundreds of characters long, but one of the compromised keys was just the digit “4”.

Firefox, Chrome, & Apple Safari browsers have all applied workarounds; but loads of other stuff relies on these certificates of authenticity and they will need to be manually updated.

Today I tried to explain Mastodon to Summer's vet. I told her that Summer has friends all over the world.
The vet asked what she does that is special.
I said that I'm not sure that she does anything more special than other happy dogs.
I said that we share photos of her doing everyday dog stuff. Usually she is smiling though.
She asked if Summer's friends know how sweet and soft she is. Extremely huggable.
If they didn't know this fact before they do now.
The three of us watched the sunset from our new deck this evening.
Now we are passing it on you, our dear friends, because we can.
Thanks to everyone who makes Mastodon available and easy to use so we can share Summer kindness far and wide.

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