Eternal Father, strong to save,
Whose arm hath bound the restless wave,
Who bidst the mighty ocean deep,
Its own appointed limits keep,
O hear us when we cry to thee,
For those in peril from PHP.
Ever since I switched from WFH to going back into the office, sex with my wife has improved. It's probably because I'm not home alone all day wanking.
@fesshole I think you misunderstood the concept of WFH. The W stands for “working”, not “wanking”
When the new Mastodon design was released, I knew I would need a more powerful interface as I manage multiple accounts and there was no official support for that.
So I worked on it periodically, when I had time, and now its 80% ready, with basic support and powerful customization! Built with Nuxt 4 and Tailwind ✨
@LaRepareuse Comment ça je connaissais pas Copycat, ça sonne trop bien ! Merci pour la découverte !
@AugierLe42e Ah ben avec plaisir, c'est un super groupe !
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!
I am thrilled to announce that I have successfully converted someone from the meatspace to the quiet pastures of beige.party and the #Fediverse!
She's one of my dearest friends of over *cough* thirty *cough* years, and one of the wisest and also hilarious people I've ever known.
Please give a warm weirdo welcome to @dopaminehouse!!
Welcome, my friend! I adore this community and am excited to share it with you.
12 hour alarm!
21 October 2000 UTC
C2 live at 3rd Wedn35day
https://stream.gravitons.org
Get ready to join in the chant as we seek some beauty in the darkness and hopefully scare the ever living crap out of your neighbours. Unless they are cool as fuck and decide to dance with us. See above and all my other recent posts for more description of this new custom live multimedia production. 5 weeks of full time custom building, 2 days of emergency hacks and tweaks after an antique webcam and the main stream box took a dive. Can't stop the signal Mal.
CW: there will be horror and dystopian imagery from the hacked satellite time machine feed. But I assure you, the crowd are lovely and you will be most welcome to quietly dip a toe in and hopefully be inspired to lace up a good boot over said toe and have a proper healthy stomp with us.
"We can't get the power we need" sounds so much better than "This AI datacenter thing might not be worth it" #SarcasmButOnlyHalf
Poll, please boost for reach, I’m genuinely interested.
Do you use IRC?
@morachbeag Pops up in my brain on an at least yearly basis (or whenever someone says vest or gorilla, or loafer ...well gopher too)
@Mabande I mean, rhyming loafer with gopher is a pretty inspired bit of work
I keep a picture of my parents on my home gym wall. People think its sweet but its actually only there for motivation as they are both incredibly unfit and I dont want to end up like them.
@fesshole Whatever works for you!
@mgc penso que una mica de tot, servidors amb poca moderació, bots que cerquen maneres de fer spam, gent jugant amb IAs, etc
@spla si, tot un conjunt de factors. Per més fedivers que sigui, o precisament per això, no està pas lliure de spam o de gent amb ganes de tocar els nassos o de proves sense gaire criteri...
I de vegades, s'ajunten un parell de factors i la cosa escala una mica...
Bon, je vais faire confiance à mon super hébergeur Octopuce !
@Bristow_69 Je pense que ça devrait aller de ton côté, oui. :P
@Bristow_69 C'est-à-dire que comme plein de sites sont encore sur des versions de PHP qui ne seront pas patchées, il faut migrer ces sites vers les nouvelles versions pour pouvoir bénéficier du patch.
Bon, je vais faire confiance à mon super hébergeur Octopuce !
listen, if:
- sam altman can say that he "will build a super smart AI and then ask it about how to make a return for investors"
- linus torvalds can use genAI to write a script bc apparently python is too hard for him
- and emudhra can use the number 4 as private key
then you can, in fact, achieve your dreams. you are forbidden from having imposter syndrome as of today.
Three cheers for @kenney - we use his art packs and he pisses off pricks by telling people to believe in themselves.
there's a disingenuous argument i see go completely unchallenged all the time, which is "this <computer thing> deserves to be respected and celebrated, because it underpins the entire world and you wouldn't have {products, services, entertainment, electricity, food, etc} without it". like, we had supermarkets before SQL. we had maps before Google Maps. the world functioned successfully, it just wasn't on Computer. now it *needs* Computer, when it didn't before. strange to brag about that, really
@jk exactly. Like in 2021, the Colonial Oil Pipeline systems were attacked by ransomware. Ended up shut down for a few days. Made huge news.
But it was just the billing software. The system worked just fine, and they COULD have just delayed billing and done it manually.
But no...
seed phrase: Gaur Kouprey Marten Oryx Ruff (HQ: http://aka-san.halcy.de/quasi/625004116.gif )
There’s no point making nuanced takes here you will just be misrepresented