Honestly that’s peak coming from a new account

And an onboarding problem.

"What's it like to work in IT security?"

⚠️📢 Sicherheitswarnung: PHP – Kritische Schwachstellen bedrohen Webanwendungen weltweit

In einer Vorab-Ankündigung informieren die Entwickler von PHP aktuell über die Veröffentlichung von Details und Patches zu zwei Schwachstellen in der Programmiersprache.

‼️ Der Patch ist für heute 16 Uhr deutscher Zeit (14:00 UTC) angekündigt und sollte unverzüglich installiert werden.

➡️ https://www.bsi.bund.de/dok/1211252

@certbund

@ton Je blog draait nog wel zie ik?

Early voted. Got here 5 minutes to 7 and there was a long line. Even with the long ballot, it only took 25 minutes to get through.

okay so apparently you need to shut down anything #PHP *right now* until the patch is out, with claims of mass exploitation immediately after release being likely

the claims are apparently credible enough that the dutch government took down their entire SSO/authentication/eID system

Once again, my professional recommendation in response to the latest Linux kernel vulnerability in the news is that you should gather up all your electronic devices, cast them into the sea, and retreat to the woods.

Each night, gather your children and tell them tales of the Before Times when the hubris of humanity grew so large that we made idols of sand and spoke to them as equals. Remind them that the sand, of course, did not speak or think, but we imagined it could, and let it guide us to folly.

Should a stranger ever come to your village with a glowing rectangle, encourage the youth to beat them with sticks.

#infosec

@crow php exploit

@0xabad1dea I will never forget PHP is physically hurting me https://phpmanualmasterpieces.tumblr.com/post/70257636397/im-crying-literally-crying-actual-tears-in-my

@jeffjarvis I wonder how many people will go blind this time

PHP is actually short for Party Hard Project btw

So we're all turning Nextcloud off today I guess 😫️

@rysiek security is never really considered until you have to consider it 😉 and than its always to late and really hard to do