TIL spiders have existed for at least 380 million years, making them more than 100 million years older than the first dinosaurs.
@amiserabilist Spiders are fantastic!
LAist: The century-old diner brings back its pancakes and coleslaw, plus new dishes like a fried chicken sandwich. Profits support unhoused Angelenos. https://laist.com/news/food/the-original-pantry-cafe-returns-with-a-new-menu-and-mission
Borie Kachisei's 'Vision of the Triune Saints'
@ai6yr I'm only running a pi-hole, and my lists missed about six "metrics and customer engagement" services.
@samloonie Oh, that sucks.
@nixanadoo I'm loving your story shares today 🙂
@PhoenixSerenity I have lived a thousand lifetimes and have used up at least 15 of my nine lives.
There will be always be stories. Glad they're enjoyable!
I have a saved search on Seek and it surprises me that blockchain jobs still show up. Who is still funding this stuff, who is using it to make funding it worthwhile‽
@wezm Isn't that how the North Koreans robbed Binance a week or two back? Dangled job ads targeting developers at Crypto exchanges, then send them a "coding test" to download and run which steals their credentials and access keys?
"Binance initially said that it believed the attack was carried out via a software engineer's compromised laptop, through which the hackers made unauthorized withdrawals. Other issues were soon identified. According to the exchange, the hackers spent months planning the heist which involved fake job interviews, malicious software, and leveraging the platform's artificial intelligence tool. The initial report documented two interviews along with video calls and malicious code that led to accessing engineers computers, including one device that was capable of deploying software"
A son of a bitch
@stux As crooked as his father.
That is, if Trump is his father. 🤔
Old saw:
As hardware gets smaller, faster & cheaper, software gets bigger, slower & more expensive.
Yeah, everything has to be about lowering the bar for hiring, not raising the bar for education. The simplest languages win the popularity contest.
@darth_hideout javascript is a simple language?
Borie Kachisei's 'Vision of the Triune Saints'
NBC News reports that some top US cybersecurity firms are turning away new customers seeking emergency help as AI-aided attacks surge. Sophos, which sells incident response services, says other DFIR firms have asked it for overflow support when their teams reach capacity. Sophos's advice is to have a tested plan before you need outside help.
https://www.sophos.com/en-us/blog/why-incident-response-demand-will-grow-faster-than-expected
now we have ai writing javascript.
and its really really bad, and horribly inefficient.
we are collectively firemarshall bill here
Old saw:
As hardware gets smaller, faster & cheaper, software gets bigger, slower & more expensive.
Yeah, everything has to be about lowering the bar for hiring, not raising the bar for education. The simplest languages win the popularity contest.
@TheNovemberMan Most bootlickers are lucky I'm too short to kick them in the face.
Not to brag, but I'm a legacy because my grandma already had to take these anger management classes.
I think this is especially funny because I don’t personally get angry, but my grandma absolutely had a hulk side.
Would he be ousted if he were a white dude? Asking for a friend. 🎁🔗
https://www.wsj.com/business/nvidia-is-preparing-to-oust-nvidia-ceo-jensen-huang-30f421ad?st=BmLzz2
Every time I think Pete Hegseth couldn’t possibly bring any more shame onto this country than he already has, the bastard finds a way
https://www.cnn.com/2026/11/11/politics/hegseth-reprimanded-guard-tomb-unknown-soldier
@jalefkowit
Whiskey Pete's new nickname will be No-bottom. There's goes old No-bottom. No low he cannot exceed.
BONG
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