Slowly being driven mad(der) by the uptick in flat, mechanical procedural prose everywhere online right now.
It's a kind of staccato set of state declarations written, presumably, for programmatic AI parsebots than befuddled wetware meat proxies snorting at the screen with one eye still half-glued with sleep 🤖.
Bring back the sea of "seamless" sameness.
2013: FooPlayer
Easily load your local MP3 collection or stream tracks from the web. Enjoy!
2023: FooPlayer
Whether you want to stream your favourite hits from the cloud or play local audio files on your device, FooPlayer does it with ease.
📍 we are here
2026: FooPlayer
Local audio plays as pre-indexed file from disk. File decodes once into memory, so costs nothing. Streamed audio fetches live bitstreams from remote servers over the network. The player lets users pick one, then continues.
