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I am now old enough to start foolishly moving cash from the meager retirement funds I accumulated over my unremarkable career.

That said, "Bob" may be laying it on my heart that I should buy some NVidia.

It's low because

(a) they only made nine squillion dollars last quarter rather than the ten squillion they promised

(b) their CEO was boinking a Chinese spy

But I think it's gonna go up because

(a) they make kibble for hungry hungry data centers

WW"B"D?

Yeah, sounds about right

No, spend it on lottery tickets

No, send it to StangOnan in the name of "Bob"

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