“Welcome to Mistress Minit, what can I do for you?”
“I’ll wait for Mistress Artifex thank you”
“She’s busy. I’m Sarah and I’ll be your witch today”
“Can you change the Imp in my watch?”
“What’s wrong with the current one?”
“It’s a girl. They keep bad time”
“No. They don’t. That’s a myth”
“Don’t you know the customer is always right?”
“You’re not my customer yet”
“Just replace it child!”
“Go away or I will change you into something very unpleasant”
“Ah, Mistress Artifex! Your apprentice here was just very rude to me!”
“Oh I heard every word. Deep breath Sarah, and focus on what kind of pig you want to turn this not-customer into.”
“Aaaaaaahhhh! squeeeeeeoink”
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