There is a German one on feddit.org every year. It’s a small community though. !wichtel_unter@feddit.org

Single-sentence paragraphs for punch is over and done with. We are now in the era of a single, mile-long block of text. We’re writing for readers, not kindergarteners. We’re reclaiming attention spans. By the time we get to Gen Gamma or Delta, we’ll have built enough focus to finally transcend these meat husks and become beings of pure energy, and it’ll be first-person cozy video games all day, every day.

I signed up for the Reddit secret Santa once like a decade ago. Spent a bunch of time researching what to get, and made a really thoughtful gift bag of candy and toys from Western Canada based on what my recipient told me he liked.

The person who got me as their recipient sent me a $5 Amazon comic book for a video game I’ve never played. It looked and felt like the grocery store fliers you get in the mail.

Oh and whoever I sent my gift to claimed he never received it.

@ben No, I'm not being a creepy weirdo, it must be the Chinese government controlling my video-game, that's the much more sensible and obvious explanation

#BTSE brings you real-time hearsay about your most machiavellian newsmakers, including $MAST (Mastodon).

$MAST (Mastodon) is prepared to manifest corrected losses in a row with $GLO (GloboChem). What will the consequences be for Roko's Basilisk? Follow us to know more.

Promoted

La seule police qu'il faut soutenir :
https://mastodon.social/@GeoffreyDorne/117597872345802350

You people will boost anything

@sannudo Так вот я и говорю - будьте осторожны.

@rf

When you see my office and desk you will know I love plants 😃 . I have probably the greenest office in the whole building and people often call our office the 'jungle office'. I love being surrounded by plants, even at work. There is also some 'wildlife' hidden in the foliage! #plants #houseplants

As it is my birthday I am queen of all I survey (at least, that is how I think it works).

As such I hereby decree that everyone should give themselves one compliment for every time they are mean to themselves. For the whole entire day!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

#BirthdayRules #BeKindToYourself #Birthday

@fesshole I want to follow up that you can also make toast in an air fryer, because it’s just a toaster with a fan. The toast police look the other way.

@drq @rf
Так, это самое, Рейхстаг тоже не сразу загорелся. Постепено правящий класс чувствует свою силу и открыто ее применяет. Помнишь определение Димитрова?

@ai6yr on the one hand my employers forbid the use of unapproved LLMs, presumably for this reason, on the other hand they trust Microsoft not to do the same thing.

If you're having a bad day, take a moment to look at this baby red panda in a bucket. Or if you're having a good day. Or a just okay day. Any type of day is an appropriate day to look at a baby red panda in a bucket.
#RedPandas #RedPanda

from today's stream:

https://vid.shadowkat.net/w/v86MYTc6eQNpjozYGbrTEF

wherein we waded into the depths of "edit mode" of the Tiny BASIC text editor.

currently the editor stands at 2.2KB in memory.

#livecoding #retrocomputing #permacomputing #solarpunk #basic #arduino

Obsessed with Hana-Rāwhiti Maipi-Clark ripping the Treaty Principles Bill in half while launching into Ka Mate. She and two other members were suspended from Parliament... and the bill failed resoundingly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m9negKqZLo