Really thrilled to finally be able to bring you the news that this whole thing has been a piece of performance art. We hope you enjoyed it and appreciate the power of perseverance that went into the piece. You can make a voluntary donation towards the artist choosing to be known only as 'Ben' when our representative comes round with the bucket.
@TheBreadmonkey oh I thought you were a beta version of a chat bot that they’d forgotten to turn off.

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