‘Microsoft down everybody, we’re gonna watch a movie’
@itisiboller here is a mockup of the news page with rabid reindeer. this is such a good vibe that i now have resolved that i will attempt to have yet another banger new release in december.
i have some other things i need to get out of the way first, but an attempt shall be made. if i do use that codename, it has to be released precisely on the 25th.
(mockup made using the inspector, in my web browser. this isn't real - yet!)
@itisiboller i still think "Magnanimous Max" was the best codename so far.
Mad it so that if the named enemy pilot has a bovine-related surname (or my own) then when shown ejected from their craft and floating about, they will have a tiny pair of horns. 🐂
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Ngl, it looks like the circle-jerk pictogram combined with a pentagram…
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I can’t zoom in 😮💨
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Just south of Papua New Guinea.
I also wanted to build my Own Perfect Keyboard, then my Own Perfect Distraction-Free Writer. But it turns out, I don't have the chops for that. I can't solder, and I can't design a PCB, and I don't have the resources to pay someone to do both of them for me.
So, eh. What do I do to celebrate? If I had someone to fix my Stenography, I could start re-learning Steno. That would be a good celebration.
But alas, I don't know anyone within travel distance who could fix my Stenography, so there goes that idea too.
@georgetakei might say that's "on Brand" for him
... and then they came for the... [checks notes] the, um, the white people who, uh... [checks notes again] ... pretend they're Irish once a year?
https://atlantablackstar.com/2026/11/11/florida-residents-lose-it-after-dei-law-backfires/
@epalimski czyli autobattler bardziej?
@wonziu rozmieszczone oddzialy beda ze soba walczyc, a ich skutecznosc bedzie zalezna od ilosci oraz ustawienia. My swoja postacia jako dowodca bedziemy biegac i tluc sie na polu bitwy razem z nimi by po oczyszczeniu przedpola juz samemu wtargnac za mury i zmierzyc sie z bossem zamku. Czyli takie bardziej urozmaicenie bazowego poe dodatkiem myslenia strategicznego, etapu przygotowan i dysponowaniem zasobami.
@element oh some arrogant meme from bootlickers.
I'd love to write the firmware I wanted to write for my Model01 way back when, but couldn't, because of having to be Arduino-compatible.
But then, there are numerous FLOSS keyboard firmware out there, they're fine. Mine wouldn't bring anything particularly new or exciting for anyone but me. So why bother? I can use an old clone of Kaleidoscope forever.
I also wanted to build my Own Perfect Keyboard, then my Own Perfect Distraction-Free Writer. But it turns out, I don't have the chops for that. I can't solder, and I can't design a PCB, and I don't have the resources to pay someone to do both of them for me.
i sit down at the park. and this one comes along. and now i am stuck here forever
I have to go to work in person again today. It's going to be on-and-off rainy today and I'm faced with the dilemma of taking my bike and the bus or just driving my car.
If I ride my bike, I might end up having to ride in the rain. If I drive, I am sure to be dry, but I am also sure to be stuck in maddening traffic.
@MLE_online a few weeks ago, i decided to go for a ~5 mile bike ride to meet up with some friends even though i knew it might rain later. it had been long enough since i last got caught in the rain that i thought fuck it, it will be an adventure. and then, like the cosmic brain genius that i am, i did not put any rain gear in my bag, despite owning a very lightweight packable set of rain jacket and pants for specifically this reason.
the factoid that the average polycule has 2 chinese spies isn't true, the average polycule has zero chinese spies, spies jensen, who has a polycule with 1000 chinese spies is an outlier and should not have been counted
El CEO de OVH leyendo todas esas noticias mientras le pega la última calada a un cigarro. (Qué bien lo pasemos, ¿eh?)
Time to rebrand the flagship #Microsoft product?
@venya they're all too good! 😂
Which will be back up first
Look what Mercator has done to my poor circles!
Miller Cylindrical still messes up the circles, but it might make a nice presentation slide.