I was 35 before I realized your two pieces of toast don't have to have matching toppings. You can have one with jam/marmalade and one with peanut butter if you want to. There are no toast police.
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Their rules are on their front page.

Edit: OP said this:
this might just be the app I’m using but they don’t even have any fucking rules to look at lmao.
I’m literally just responding to it. Thanks for the downvotes 🤡
Yeah why are you getting dumped on??? Insane
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Banned from lemmy.ml for suggesting spam was Russia
Saw a post saying some shitty Christian lemmy instance was spamming bullshit on one of their latest posts, I said something along the lines of “probably Russians”. Come to find out my comment was removed and I was banned… then to find out they effectively have a CCP agent running town… lol.
I’ve seen people mention they were a garbage instance, now I know why! They said I broke rule 1 … this might just be the app I’m using but they don’t even have any fucking rules to look at lmao.
Glad they did the work for me and made it easy to avoid them.
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I miss the reddit secret Santa :(
I was in it every year till the very end lol
“Toyota is rebooting its Scion brand, which for 13 years sold small and entry-level vehicles aimed at younger buyers, as an experimental lab for making things besides traditional cars.
“Scion will start by selling the sort of microsize pickup truck that is beloved by Japanese buyers but long off-limits to Americans.
“The KEI-01 will be road-legal in all 50 states, but classified as a ‘low-speed vehicle’ and limited to 25 miles an hour.”
@jalefkowit
the dynamic range in that image
I just said to myself:
"I don't want to oomp my loompa here."
No, I don't know what I meant either. But if you're looking for some empty slang to throw out to people just to fuck with them, here is my offering.
@vlrny What was that random quote from a Buffy episode where the BuffyBot was trying to be conversational? "Put THAT in your pie plate and smoke it, Bingo!" or something?
I really wish I could find a platform, a retrocomouter, or alternate OS or something where I could putz with it in peace and talk to others doing stuff on it; without being reminded genAI exists.
Even a lot of spaces that have rejected genAI still seem like they have to deal with boosters all the time.
Everytime I look at retrocomputers there is always a lot of chatter about llm assisted projects.
The lack of oasis is depressing and draining.
As you will find, it is purpose
-built for propaganda. You may know police officers you've appreciated and you trust. This poll is built to make you soften your take on policing in Seattle based on your sympathy for those individuals.
Do your best.
F with it.
Every year a Seattle U prof runs a survey to help the Seattle is Dying crowd push more spending on cops, homeless sweeps, and all that good stuff.
Please take a few minutes and fill it out as well as you can.
https://publicsafetysurvey.org/take-the-seattle-public-safety-survey.html
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Their rules are on their front page.

Edit: OP said this:
this might just be the app I’m using but they don’t even have any fucking rules to look at lmao.
I’m literally just responding to it. Thanks for the downvotes 🤡
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@dukeboitans @Edent Thanks! I know about the glitchy gallery and hope we can fix that soon. Haven't heard about the bottom bar and am not experiencing that myself, it might be worth creating an issue for that on GitHub or https://community.joinmastodon.org. The sluggish scrolling sounds like a long-standing issue caused by keeping a tab open for a long time. Happens on all browsers and is very hard to fix. :-( But I hope we will, one day.
@diondiondion @dukeboitans @Edent notifications about new answers fail to disappear after reading them. Before full loading of the page, the number of notifications happen to be 40 (hardcoded default??), then disappears.
I don't think it will ever got fixed, it looks and smells like a bloated ton of JavaScript stuff.
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I mean, what do you expect from an explicitly (m)arxist-(l)eninist instance. Their entire religion is "west bad, russia and china literally the best" and censoring any wrongthink. And yet there you are implying Russia is behind a bad thing. Of course they'd take action against you.
Imo fediverse projects really need to federate instance rules. Just include them in the instance actor (if they aren't already) like you'd do with a community, then use them if available.
If we have water melon we also should have earth melon, air melon and fire melons
We could call them the elemelons! 🍈
Gallagher has a pretty brute force approach to melon-bending.
Hippy friends of mine had a baby just prior to 9/11 and called her Isis after the Egyptian goddess. I hope she's doing okay and that her childhood wasn't too fucked up.
@fesshole ISIS became prominent only in the 2010s not in the 2000s. Kid would have been a teen by then.
Also, there are kids born in 2018 whose parents named them Daenerys. Being named Isis is mild compared to that.
Apple to investigate accident that killed three workers at iPhone parts factory in India https://9to5mac.com/2026/11/10/apple-to-investigate-accident-that-killed-three-workers-at-iphone-parts-factory-in-india/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon