@ai6yr
Lolz, Wikipedia page for White House Chief of Staff as of a couple minutes ago 😂
The yellow note on this college application form tells me that there was absolutely a Funny Nickname Field Incident® in the past
@cabel I read it more as an attempt at compliance with so many of the transgender outing laws passed in the last couple years that require schools to report to parents if their child goes by a different name..
@ai6yr
Lolz, Wikipedia page for White House Chief of Staff as of a couple minutes ago 😂
@me_valentijn Bwahahahahaha
@cwebber Well, maybe, but not necessarily
Apple’s “Pro and Tell” event in Los Angeles, the new MacBook Pros with PROLED XDR displays, and the state of the Macintosh platform.
@gruber I imagine this post was created from a small mountain of scribbles on napkins and post-it notes. I know that’s certainly not the case, but this is some goddamn writing.
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Wired: Horny Grandmas Are Having a Moment
Creators in their sixties, seventies, and eighties have flooded adult platforms as the demand for mature content has skyrocketed, with some turning to online sex work as a retirement lifeline.
https://www.wired.com/story/horny-grandmas-are-having-a-moment/
Get the new Macs! Someone needs to fund that golden ballroom for Trump 😊🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
https://www.macrumors.com/2026/10/15/apple-25-million-white-house-ballroom/
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4lapg2sjwzjtjfjwcch2bhyc/post/3mzoanfnlcz2l
"Signal is a 501c3 nonprofit"
What's a solce nonprofit, and why are you using leetspeak?
@scy oh, they dropped the 0x prefix.
Signal is a 328131 nonprofit.
The US apparently loves large numbers to signify important distinctions, like their 401000 plans for pensions. The number might be a crude estimate of all possible permutations.
@joncounts that is superb!
@lightweight Thanks Dave.
I hate posting tweets but uh..
This kinda sums it all up.
There is no way in hell we ever get the offer to live ‘rent free’ for a few years to save up money for an actual home ever again so we’ll have to take it up
(Btw, YES disrespect to banks)
@stux That $1800 is actually $3600
The tweet that crashed NASDAQ and AI stocks in the US and Asia. Lmao. I say bring on aggressive regulations for this AI bullshit. The first step must be forcing them to prove they obtained explicit permission for every single word, video, code and image they stole from others. We need to claw back every single penny from Google, Microsoft, OpenAI, Anthropic and the rest who stole data to train their shitty AI. They were so happy to see job losses & acting like brats. Fuck all of them
Wackersdorf Vibes wenn ich von Protesten gegen "AI" Rechenzentren lese. Und nur damit das klar ist — das sind gute Vibes für mich ;) Hat damals auch geklappt.
@jwildeboer 15-20 Leute in Berlin lt netzpolitik.org aber große Hoffnung, dass das bald mehr wird!
Free band saw, anyone?
https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/seattle-old-bad-saw/kvvwVFofUG1k5VWrVZE2Rv
(Yes I know it says bad saw lol, it's correct in the post)
@lilithsaintcrow Partea! Get the brews in!
@darkling I have SO MANY SACHETS en route. It’s gonna be a teapalooza.
11.06 Stardate -296549.8
We live toot #StarTrek episodes playing on the H&I network, using the hashtag #AllStarTrek. If you don’t get the H&I station, you can also stream or contact an Orion trader. Follow Capt Ayako( @MirrorAyako ) #AllStarTrek and @startrek for updates and all things Trek!
*I encourage everyone interested to particularly follow the Captain, and the tag #AllStarTrek I think it's inherently more reliable than external groups. Hashtags are Mastodon's warp drive. Use them!
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@MirrorAyako @startrek
#AllStarTrek
#StarTrekTOS (8ET) The Doomsday Machine s02e06 October 20, 1967
#StarTrekTNG (9ET) Bloodlines s07e22 May 2, 1994
#StarTrekDS9 (10ET) Rivals s02e11 January 2, 1994
#StarTrekVOY (11ET) Thirty Days s05e09 December 9, 1998
#StarTrekENT (12am) Similitude s03e10 November 19, 2003
Been running a lot of Cmdr Carr( @kcarr2015 ) art lately. It's just worked out that way. Good eps, and good posters. This is one of ENT's best imo.
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The USA and Zuckerberg are the true owners of Brazil.
Every company only operates via WhatsApp.
All personal information and commercial information in Brazil flows through WhatsApp. You can't escape it.
Even everything related to public services go through WhatsApp, I'm not kidding.
Even the supreme court uses it for internal communication.
It's a nightmare. No data sovereignty. All data flows through Meta and USA servers.
@alfredbaudisch That is insane and indeed prevalent. Been trying to get various family members off that platform.
Keisha Lance Bottoms, a descendant of slaves, is now Gov.-elect of Georgia. @TheConversationUS looks at how she got there — standing on the shoulders of lawyer Stacey Abrams, and Charlotta Bass, who in 1956 became the first Black woman nominated for vice president of the United States.
@lilithsaintcrow I make Pumpkin Cranberry Bread every year when Ocean Spray dumps fresh crans everywhere. “When are you making PCB!?” Any reason…
@Been I wait for the fresh cranberries and then it’s cranberry-walnut muffin time.
We’re almost there…