Got 'em!
@scanlime Also the bags have to be the same brand as the groceries, or the bag will inexplicably fail on the way to your car.
@woozle i think that's information technology
Oooo tonight's important realisation:
You can go to bed *before* you are tired, Valerie.
You just get extra cozy time reading before you fall asleep.
And this seems like a good night for extra cozy time.
@hipsterelectron All of the awful things people have tried to replace make with have made everyone forget that you're supposed to just be able to do "make foo" and get "foo, and nothing else but the intermediates needed to produce foo".
@chris ah, too bad. I hope your insurer is good about covering the costs.
It’s time to get some meow meows
Goodnight my dear friends
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@stux She said meow.
I buy this every year because god forbid I might have an out of date guide to every switch and signal on the subway system in a city where I no longer actually reside.
@mattblaze If you're a train nerd, you will be ecstatic in a Japanese bookstore (although the books & magazines are all in Japanese).
Okay so it appears KVM is the standard VM management layer on Linux, and HVF is the standard VM management layer on MacOS.
This makes the error message seem the more curious, because I got the error on Windows. Is what the error message really saying "You cannot use -cpu host on Windows"?
@mcc that would be my read, yeah.
if you're using WHPX (-accel whpx) on x86_64 I'm 99% sure you can omit the `-cpu host` flag because I do not remember needing to touch that when I last used it.
Ferengi Rule of Acquisition 17
"A contract is a contract is a contract... but only between Ferengi."
Source: Body Parts (DS9 episode)
IN BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome ...
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Internet Explorer retired, but Edge still runs its engine through at least 2029
https://lockergnome.com/internet-explorer-edge-ie-mode-support-2029/
This time Harry makes first contact with a new, obviously stereotypical, alien race although has to learn a lesson about themselves before they can complete the mission
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@45names @davidaugust OOOOoooooh that is both seasonal AND precious!
Something in the waves... re-e-mooov'd me...
I don't want to leave here now...
#MarooningASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames
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I PASSED MY EDUCATIONAL LEADERSHIP EXAM!
"Miller will be the most powerful Duke alumnus in the federal government since President Richard Nixon, Law School ‘37."
That is a line they actually wrote in that article.