I certainly wouldn't want to live life like I'm in this video game where for some reason every character is committing sex crimes

“At a live gig in Fredericksburg, Virginia, in early 1958, Link Wray & His Ray Men came up with the instrumental ‘Rumble’, which they originally called ‘Oddball’. It was an instant hit with the audience, which demanded four repeats that night. The host of the sock hop, disc jockey Milt Grant, paid for the track to be recorded in Washington, D.C., and released as a single; in turn, Grant would receive songwriting credit.

“Eventually the instrumental came to the attention of record producer Archie Bleyer of Cadence Records, who hated it. But Bleyer's stepdaughter loved it, so he released it despite his misgivings.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumble_(instrumental)

I mean, he’s gone about it in a very roundabout way, but to be fair, he does seem to be draining the swamp…

I don't think that is correct

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cropping this one so I don't have to censor the entire thing

SO THERE ARE FIVE LANDLADIES AND LANDLORDS LIVING TOGETHER?

@jalefkowit How dare you pick the 2 wolves meme when "How it started/How it's going" was right there!

liberals love to eat yoghurt out of my hand at the parkk

@lightweight @bigblen Madness.

UPDATE: Carvell & Sons currently waiting on shipment of HDPE insulation —Ewan

if they come up with a bot that AI generates dick pics and dms them to random social media users. then i will marry the roko's basilisk. i will pay a dowry of 1000 firebombed data centers for its slimy chromium tail in matrimony

Sources: China has told SoftBank it will not allow the $5.4B acquisition of ABB's robotics division to go ahead; China is the division's biggest market (David Keohane/Financial Times)

https://www.ft.com/content/f10c3e24-45e4-47ff-bde2-24a8de90aec4
http://www.techmeme.com/261104/p65#a261104p65

#NWS #flood #nwsflashflood #FlashFloodWarning Flash Flood Warning for Fannin, GA; Gilmer, GA; Murray, GA; Union, GA #GAwx
Flash Flood Warning issued November 4 at 11:08PM EST until November 5 at 3:00AM EST by NWS Peachtree City GAAt 1108 PM EST, Doppler radar indicated thunderstorms producing heavy
rain across the warned area. Between 3 and 5 inches of rain have
fallen. Additional rainfall amounts of 1 to 3 inches are possible in
the warned area. Flash flooding is ongoing or expected to begin
shortly.

HAZARD...Life threatening flash flooding. Thunderstorms producing
flash flooding.

SOURCE...Radar indicated.

IMPACT...Life threatening flash flooding of creeks and streams, urban
areas, highways, streets and underpasses.

Some locations that will experience flash flooding include...
Chatsworth, Ellijay, Blue Ridge, Eton, East Ellijay, Morganton,
Colwell, Cherry Log, Higdon, Mountaintown, Jones Mill, Epworth,
Conasauga Lake, Tails Creek, Cohutta Wilderness, Talona, Mineral
Bluff, Roundtop, Fort Mountain State Park and Loving.Turn around, don't drown when encountering flooded roads. Most flood
deaths occur in vehicles.

Be especially cautious at night when it is harder to recognize the
dangers of flooding.

travis mcelroy's favorite wizard swear

Quark: My problem is everyone asking me what my problem is!

@stux bonus: free (oneway) trip to Mars if you're psychotic enough to exploit us that much. Elon says it's lovely there.

The Free Repetition of Doubtful Words Sketch had better writing than this