@ben the artist's one body type
@ChrisPirillo i'd get tired of those hand close-ups pretty quickly
did leaving that line out help?
@em_makes somewhat. I'm still dialing it in.
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Boston Dynamics employees want to block sale of robot dogs to ICE
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@arstechnica Okay, I don't see anyone else making the reference - Fahrenheit 451 getting closer to reality daily...
@abstractcode It sounds like they are making fun of the perfectly reasonable UK note length names. I don’t get it.
@futzle @abstractcode my grandfather (a music teacher) taught me “remihemidemisemiquaver” is that the correct term?
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@lilithsaintcrow …I am assuming Bea did this by telling the monster “I only dated you because your brother is really hot!” and no amount of actual text from the book will convince me otherwise.
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That’s not a mortgage, he just gave you a house for free, and if you want an upgrade, you gotta pay for the house you already got, with no interest, no schedule, no assessments, no nagging.
Honestly, I have no idea where Tom Nook earned this reputation. If housing was run by him in real life, shit would be so much nicer.
Also he’ll give you those upgrades for free if you give his kids shit tons of beetles. They like beetles.
I swear this guy is everywhere.
#Boston #KeytarBear
@mcmullin IT IS I, KEYTAR BEAR
(seriously though, it would be pretty fun if there were tons of costumed bears out there playing keytars on the street.)
@RevKlausMondo might I suggest…
@onan but.... EDM HIPPIES! They're supposed to be my natural enemy! I'm going to find out who did this! Even if I have to go undercover.
BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG
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A raccoon already holds my mortgage, so yes. I frequently shop at his twins’ shop as well.
That’s not a mortgage, he just gave you a house for free, and if you want an upgrade, you gotta pay for the house you already got, with no interest, no schedule, no assessments, no nagging.
Honestly, I have no idea where Tom Nook earned this reputation. If housing was run by him in real life, shit would be so much nicer.