I break things to see how they (don't?) work
I pass the butter
I sometimes push too much on the boundaries of Poe's law, it's wholly intentional
I touch computers for money, mostly with utter disgust

feed contains #Bulgarian, да го еба!
(де)бел #хакер

...they despise your kind because you understand the machine, while they have to turn jungles into fuel and enslave thousands of computers just to pretend that the machine speaks to them too.
#unix_surrealism