Jazz drummer, professional dog trainer (R+, CPDT-KA, FDM), anarchist, enby, old, working against the systems of whiteness and colonialism. Image alt: avi is a wild burst of mossy branches, header is five Portuguese water dogs sitting in a row.
Am I doing this right?
Hi, I'm Ben. I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur. I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors. He/Him Want to give me a million pounds? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party ♾️
Mostly one-liners at my own expense
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
Please direct any complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.
Pixelfed photos: @Alice
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Candidate for mayor of Mastodon. Master of the mystic (f)arts. Diogenes of the Fedi. Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Follower of the Dharma. Amateur photographer. Will create mischief for food.
#fedi22 #MastoHelper #video #peertube #gaming #reviews #entertainment #baking #meditation #live #livestreaming #kindness #mentalhealth #cannabis #adhd #dogs #cats
Leaning away from tech and politics, despite how the odors follow.
Being a dad.
Life is a dark wood, so I am always searching for the best path to shine my flashlight down.
I approve followers I want to follow back, so if you're boosting high-stress posts maybe you're looking for my other account.
Aspiring auntie with dadjoke uncle energy. Genderfluid queerdo. Former career nomad settling into building better tech companies. Community educator and organizer. Prone to verbose macroblogging.
Purpose: get Fedi to nap more.
Posts about: #cdnpoli, #onpoli, #topoli. Toronto life. Sometimes I'll go on about product or capitalism or antitrust. https://ODLAN.ca is trying to make things better for 2SLGBTQIA+ communities.
I commit blasphemy with spreadsheets.
Formerly @LibertyForward1.
Parental guidance strongly suggested.
Purveyor of Splendiferously Abundant Profanity, Overflowing With an Effervescent Effluence of Ennui.
Superfluous Shitposter Extraordinaire, Master of Weltschmerz, and Brutal Banisher of Brevity.
#Cannabis #Democracy #DisposablePeople #Empathy #Equality #LGBTQ+ #MentalIllness #MutualAid #Puns
CAUTION: Prolific "woke" booster/poster; currently average =30= posts per day. You have been warned.
Family Caregiver. Eco/Social Justice Activist. Disability Advocate. Decolonizer. Accessibility Consultant. Eldercare Liason. Death Doula. Photographer.
Teochew Chinese & Indigenous Vietnamese.
War & Polio Survivor.
ND, AuDHD.
Cat lover. Gardener. Water/Forest protector.
GenX.
AnarchoSocialist.
Radical disabled leftie.
Yeller, at corrupt government, cops & corporations.
Vancouver Island, BC.
#AsianMastodon #StopEcocide #BeTheChange #ACAB #StopAbleism #DiversityInclusion #CovidSafety #DoxNazis
memes, jokes, and possibly cute pictures of turtles
(they/them)
Former proprietor of now defunct misfittoys.social.
Parental guidance strongly suggested.
Purveyor of Splendiferously Abundant Profanity, Overflowing With an Effervescent Effluence of Ennui.
Superfluous Shitposter Extraordinaire, Master of Weltschmerz, and Brutal Banisher of Brevity.
#Cannabis #Democracy #DisposablePeople #Empathy #Equality #LGBTQ+ #MentalIllness #MutualAid #Puns
CAUTION: Prolific "woke" booster/poster; average *53* posts per day (as of 2026-08-20). You have been warned.
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